Drunk Blogging! Enhance Creativity - Drink Absinthe!

And they were all astonished, and wondered, saying one to another: What meaneth this? But others mocking, said: These men are full of new wine.

I have just been awarded a $50,000 grant from my "employer" the Central Intelligence Agency (C.I.A.) to study the effects of Absinthe on creativity. The purpose of this grant is to drink as much Absinthe as $50,000 can buy in order to see if the claims about Absinthe creativity are true. I will hopefully come up with keener and more creative ways of conquering the world by drinking Absinthe. Granted as a Roman Catholic, drunkenness is a sin and has to be confessed. I however have received a dispensation from the Pope during this Absinthe experiment. The Holy Father is a fan of Roman Catholic Imperialist and has given me the "green" light! hahaha... Now if any of you fail to understand the purpose of this blog in the first place.. well I don't think you gonna understand it after I have drank $50,000 worth of Absinthe within a couple of weeks or so!

As for my disadvantage Muslim friends who lack the imagination & creativity, you might want to re-consider your false prophet Muhammad's admonishment not to drink and pick up a bottle of Absinthe. Granted 911 was pretty creative even for a sand flea, but overall the Muslims have no imagination whatsoever, thus, making it easier to conquer and subjugate the Muslim nations.

So when when this secret C.I.A. project is over with I hope to prove that conquering the world by restoring the Divinely Ordained Authority of the Holy Roman Emperor is legit even for one high on Absinthe.

I just noticed that sin is in Absinthe!
The History of Absinthe
Why was Absinthe Banned ?

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