Silvio Berlusconi Has The Last Laugh: The New Mars Penis Is A Replica Of Berlusconi's Very Own Penis

The restored penis of Mars (right) and new hand of Venus on statues at Silvio Berlusconi's office. Photograph: Andreas Solaro/AFP/Getty Images

The Mars penis is of a special design cooked up by the Italian Prime Minister, sources say that apparently Silvio Berlusconi got it into his head to have a plaster mold made of his very own male member and then to attach the replica to the Mars statue. He was overheard saying that he wanted to leave a lasting memento for all the Italian people to see, it was his goodbye gift.

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New penis for statue in Silvio Berlusconi's office