There Is Only One Una Lonza And That Title Belongs To Nicky Hilton: What Is It With All The Una Lonza Wannabes?

Nicky Hilton Is The Una Lonza

(Leopard Light And Swift And Covered With A Spotted Pelt)

After I rested my wearied flesh a while,
I took my way again along the desert slope,
my firm foot always lower than the other.
But now, near the beginning of the steep,
a leopard light and swift
and covered with a spotted pelt
refused to back away from me
but so impeded, barred the way,
that many times I turned to go back down.
Inferno I

Images of Una Lonza Wannabes:

Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi

WTF!

Lady GaGa Yuck!

Black Eyed Peas frontwoman frumpy Fergie

Kylie Minogue

Kim Kardashian

Hmmm... O.K. but pants?