Just Received A Mixtape From The Office Of General Counsel Of The Central Intelligence Agency: I Know What You're Doing And it's Not Gonna Work This Time

I Know What You're Doing And it's Not Gonna Work This Time

I Just received a mix tape with a note attached and signed by a Ms. Patria Secura Legali Vigilia. 

Ms. Patria Secura Legali Vigilia.....what a weird and long winded name. I bet the name is hyphenated in some weird Italian way.

I don't recognize this Italian bitch..

I know a couple of Patty's in legal - but no Patria.

This Ms. Patria must be new and I bet she was probably sent by Pope Francis to undermine my plans.....

I bet she's single and is a honey trap trying to woo woo me.

It ain't gonna work - even with this Dionne Farris mix tape.

I knew something was amiss when early in the morning when it was still dark  I noticed my car door was blocked by a Pickup Truck as I step out from the Circle K.  Usually when your car door is blocked by another vehicle its a sign that you're about to be kidnapped.  Needless to say I wasn't kidnapped - but I'm sure it was a dry run. I've been kidnapped before and taken to DC for de-briefing/torturing. It's no fun. But I've ended up in DC or Chicago in some dank basement many a time. I am used to it.  

Then I received the mix tape when I got home this afternoon.

So I think the two events are related. 

Probably has to do with my trip to Israel with my Mossad handler last summer just before October 7th,

Some think I was the mastermind behind all of that (on both sides) I admit the stuff I did in Iran over the last couple of years. But I just had a hunch of what was going to happen on the 7th....and that's why I took my leave of absence from the CIA in the summer of 2023 and headed to Israel..  

CIA Office Of The General Counsel

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OGC’s Attorneys

The Office of General Counsel consists of attorneys with a variety of backgrounds and experience. Here is what a few of them have to say about OGC:

“Leaving an AmLaw 100 firm to come to CIA was the best career move I’ve made. Here, I’ve found the interesting work and the smart and dedicated colleagues that I’d come to expect at a big firm — but I have also discovered the joys of practicing law without billable hours and in an environment where commitments to family and other outside activities are both respected and encouraged.” — A lateral CIA attorney

“I came to OGC after 10 years as in-house counsel to a small nonprofit and could not be happier with my decision. One of the most appealing aspects of working in OGC is that you are constantly learning something new. Between the opportunities for job change, the support for ongoing education, and the collegial environment in which attorneys share ideas and opinions, OGC is an incredibly dynamic place to work.” — A lateral CIA attorney

“As an Honors Attorney, I interact daily with clients and provide guidance on a variety of interesting legal issues. The legal issues that arise here are often similar to issues that would arise elsewhere, but they always have an Agency-unique twist that makes practicing law here challenging and interesting.” — A CIA Honors attorney. Source

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