Fr. Z Recommend 2 Hymns To Sing When Your Plane Is Crashing.....Holy God, We Praise Thy Name Written 1771 & Faith of Our Fathers Written 1849


LOL!

You are flying above 29,050 ft in the habitat of Demons when the plane takes a nose dive.

You are about to die in a plane crash.

Fr Z recommends that you can sing two hymns to put you at ease:

ASK FATHER: Two hymns to memorize for times of danger

How about…
  • Holy God, We Praise Thy Name
  • Faith Of Our Fathers
Problem with Fr Z's suggestion is that both hymns were written prior to modern flight - way before modern flight.

So neither hymn writer knew about foolishness of flying in the Habitat of Demons of the Darksome Atmosphere.

Better to pick something more appropriate from the 1960's....because all of you are ridiculous...

How about Kumbaya.....


Or better yet:

On Eagle's Wings......


May this Kumbaya or On Eagle's Wings be the last thing you hear as your plane is crashing - call it Just Punishment for flying above the Boundary that was established by the Blessed Trinity to keep you away from the machinations of the demons of the darksome atmosphere.



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