WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE FOUND FACE DOWN IN SNOWBANK? PEDOPHILE PUTIN? OR SNOWDEN?

Of Course Edward Snowden Had the Perfect Snow Pun

Just in time for the blizzard

Correction appended—January, 22

Edward Snowden is many things: a former CIA employee, ex-pat, notorious anti-surveillance tech guru. But according to his latest tweet, his is also pretty good at making bad puns on Twitter. TIME

Soon, even D.C. will be Snowden. pic.twitter.com/UcZtWTbmC8

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) January 22, 2016